Total Medals Earned: 297 (From 67 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,815 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (35/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 9/10 (45/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 27/28 (140/240 points)
Hatching a plan.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 2/5 (60/160 points)
kill the first boss
find it
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
You can next collect income in 42 minutes and 0 seconds.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Turn off the music
You played the game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."